CANADIAN ARMED FORCES

How easy things are forgotten!


In England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the

Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of

empire building' by the United States. He answered by saying, 'Over

the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into

great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount

of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not

return.

You could have heard a pin drop.




There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers

were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one

of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the
latest

dumb stunt the United States has done??  They have sent an aircraft

carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What do they intend

to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have  three

hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear

powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they

have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three  meals a

day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from

sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
transporting

victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such

ships; how many does France have?'


You could have heard a pin drop.




A Canadian Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals

from the Canadian, U.S., English, Australian and French Navy’s. At a cocktail

reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that

included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but  a

French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many

languages, North Americans generally learn only English. He then  asked,



'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather

than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits,

Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak

German.'


You could have heard a pin drop.




AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...


Robert Whiting, an elderly Canadian gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by

plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his  passport in

his carry on.

'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer

asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'

The Canadian said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show  it.

'Impossible. Canadians always have to show passports on arrival in
France!'

The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he  quietly

explained, ''Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944 to help

liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a
passport to.'


You could have heard a pin drop.
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